Jessi Jordan

Brother:	Know what I'm fucking tired of? GOD. DAMN. BABY BUMP. PICTURES.
Me:	Oh my God, YES. ARG!
Brother:	It's like "I get it. you're pregnant. no need to post daily progress. Let me know if something changes drastically at most."
Me:	Like if your baby is going to pop out á la "Alien?" I'd like to see that.
Brother:	I wouldn't mind pictures if they were of a baby popping out like "Alien." As a matter of fact, I would venture to say that I would be interested at that point.
Me:	OMG. If I ever get preggers I'm going to draw the baby popping out of me like that and have it be the cover to baby shower invites and/or birth announcements.
Brother:	I'm sure Nana would love that.